I'm so sorry. Can you help me? My tire...
Sorry. I have an appointment. I don't like to be late.
Well, would you rather be late or dead?
You don't want to do this. Step out of the car!
Wow! Let's go, girls. C'mon, Babe! Yeah!
Take it easy. The car's brand new. No problem, buddy. I got this.
Take a show to the club, baby!
Your parents know your kind of company? Shut up!
It's coded. What's the code?
I'm afraid I can't give you that. Then we'll have to beat it out of you.
Get out this car, get out the car, nigger. What you got for me, player?
What you got? Kick your ass! C'mon baby!
Hold on! It just came out of the dry cleaners.
Hands up! Stop moving, or I'll shoot you!
Don't you have homework to do?
Why don't you go and do it. Ok. I'm sorry.
Late.
Hey! Hey!
The game! The game! The game! What's the first rule
when entering a man's car? Respect a man's car, a man respects you.
Rule number 2? Greet the man. Good afternoon, Frank.
Good afternoon, Jack. Can we play the game now?
I think your brain will be too tired? You're just afraid I'm gonna win!
You'll be too tired to do your homework. It's Friday, I don't have any homework.
In that case... the game. But first, what's the 3rd rule of the car?
Good!
For 5 points: I'm white and I'm round. But I'm not always around.
A tennis ball. Tennis balls are yellow!
For 4 points: Sometimes I'm half, sometimes I'm whole. Sometimes a slice
of me is all you'll know. A loaf of bread! Nope.
For 3 points: Sometimes I'm light, sometimes I'm dark. Sometimes I'm both.
A light bulb! Nope.
A pizza! No.
Let him in!
Audrey! Stop walking away from me! Listen. We got to finish the conversation.
Give me two minutes.
Where's he going? You say this all the time.
Ok. Look at me. Last clue. For all the points.
Everyone wants to walk on me, but only a happy few ever have.
Take your time.
Hey, bud! Mum, it's the game. I'm trying to think!
Sorry. Frank. How are you today? Well, Mrs. Billings.
Frank, can I team up with mum? I don't know, it's not in the rules.
C'mon, you can beat 'em. Ok. Just this once.
Yeah! All right. Give me some clues.
It's round, but not always around, it's light sometimes and dark sometimes,
and both sometimes. Everyone wants to walk on it,
but only a happy few ever have. It's a hard one.
Tell me about it! The moon.
The moon! Correct!
Wow! Good job. All right, come on. See you Monday.
Bye, Frank, thanks. Keep your snacks in the kitchen.
Hi! He's really taken to you in the month you've been with us.
Likewise. Bad, you can't stay after Tony's back.
It's just a favour. I don't usually do this sort of job.
I thought you were a professional driver? A different kind of driving.
Well, we're all gonna miss you when you're gone.
And thank you for what you did.
For what?
For turning the car around, so Jack wouldn't see us fighting.
You really know kids, don't you? I know fighting.
He hasn't seen Jack in months, and then when he gets back here,
all I can hear is what I'm doing wrong. I would think that after being separated
for a year, he would...
Sorry, you don't have to hear this.
It's ok. For what it's worth, I think you're doing a great job with Jack.
Thank you. And anytime I can be of help.
If there's anything you need... It's really sweet of you, Frank.
I might have to take you up on it.
Oh, I almost forgot: I'm supposed to take Jack to the doctor tomorrow morning
for his annual check up. But I'm organising a surprise party for him.
Even known it's not until next week, I just thought it would be nice
since his dad is in town. So, while I decorate and his friends arrive,
I was thinking if you wouldn't mind... I'll take him.
I feel funny cutting into your weekend. I'm picking a friend up at the airport.
Oh, that's nice. What is?
The guys on security say you're bit of a loner. So it's just...
it's just nice to hear you have a friend. He's not really a friend.
He's French. I'll call you back.
Audrey, I'd like to finish our conversation.
Well, if anything comes up between... Nothing will come up,
Mrs. Billings. Audrey.
Audrey...
Yeah, hello? We're confirmed for tomorrow. 9 a. m.
Tomorrow. 9 a. m. Only change: the driver will be taking him. Not the mother.
Even better.
Vassili?
Is it stable? Yes.
And the antidote?
See you tomorrow, gentlemen.
Tomorrow we're gonna have fun.
Why do we have to wait until tomorrow?
Excuse me.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go. Quickly.
The Drug Enforcement Ministers of 6 Latin American countries arrived in Miami today
for a summit meeting with Jefferson... Yeah. Martin, Frank. 1156 Palmetto.
I'm waiting for an express delivery. That's what you told me 45 minutes ago.
No, I don't need anything else. Just get me the pizzas.
What we hope to accomplish in Miami is to make history.
We'll no longer
allow the cancer of drugs to spread.
Yeah. I'm looking for a transporter.
Haven't you heard? I'm retired.
That's what the old say, Frank. No, I'm at the airport in Paris.
A problem?
Just making sure that the invitation's still on. - Are you getting cold feet?
I'm new at this. It's my first trip overseas.
I plan on enjoying every minute of the four days.
Four entire days. Yeah.
I heard Miami is a non-stop party.
Oh, yeah. We're in the jacuzzi, we're on the beach.
You practically have to beat the girls off with a stick.
Even the pizza delivery is a hot number. - No.
You are joking. No?
I'm not paying...
Hi! Frank? Hi!
Frank.
Come in. Frank.
Is that the pizza delivery?
Yeah. Listen, inspector, I got to go. She is hot?
You have no idea. See you tomorrow.
Mrs. Billings...
Audrey. Audrey. What are you doing?
What does it look like I'm doing? You said, if I needed anything...
Have you been drinking?
A little.
Come on, I can't do this.
My need is to be touched.
I want you to hold me.
I can't.
Why? Because of who I am?
Because of who I am.
I'm so lost and so confused.
Who isn't?
Thank you, Frank,
for the time. And for the respect.
I think it's what I needed the most.
Bye.
Am I gonna get a shot? I don't know.
Jesus! We're not open yet. It's an emergency.
I need to see the doctor immediately. Right. Dr. Koblin, if you come out here,
please, we have an issue! You'll have to fill out some papers,
checking the medical problem. Actually, my problem is not medical.
It's psychological. Laura, what seems to be the problem?
Me!
I hate shots! There's no guaranty you're getting
a shot, so there's no sense in getting all what tops over something
that might not happen.
Number two,
even if you do get a shot,
what is the absolute worst thing about getting one?
It hurts.
Probably a little bit.
Give me the good news. Doctor said, I'm cured.
Frank, it hurts a lot! I'll never let anyone hurt you a lot.
Promise? You know my fourth rule?
Never make a promise you can't keep. C'mon.
Close the door.
C'mon!
May I help you? Jack Billings to see Dr Koblin.
He's sick. You'll be seeing Dr Tyberg. I like Dr Koblin.
Don't worry, Dr Tyberg is very nice. Now, if you'll just take him into room 3.
Where's Miss Laura? - Who? You're standing at her desk.
That Miss Laura! She's out sick, too. There's a lot of flu going around.
Now, come on, doctor's got a busy day. Come on. it'll be over...
before you know it. Hey, hey!
I'm Dr Tyberg. Can't I wait for my doctor?
Unfortunately, your doctor was called away on an emergency.
Your nurse said he had the flu. That was the emergency. He came down
with the flu. Very quickly. The sooner we start, the sooner we'll finish.
Come! I show you something very cool!
I'm sorry. Doctor/patient privacy room, but you can wait in reception area,
or drink a glass of water, or... Hey, trust me,
I'm doctor! Oh, it's phone!
Yeah? Âllo, âllo? Frank! I'm here!
You're early. We had fantastic tailwinds.
Put 2 hours on my vacation just like that. From now on, it's the only way I fly.
Tailwinds or nothing.
Come here!
I need help. Come!
I'm glad, you made it.
Hello? Sorry, Dr Dunietz is not in today.
Call back monday.
Inspector, I'm a little tied up here. You mind taking a cab? You've the address.
Ah, thank you. Oh, you know, I've heard the fish down here is fantastic.
I could make us a bouillabaisse. You like bouillabaisse, Frank, no?
I gotta go.
Frank! Maybe it's better to wait for Dr Koblin.
But he must get his immunization. Well, I'm sure he has.
But a week won't make a difference. No, we're doing now!
Keep going, Jack!
Come here, look at me. Look at me. Remember my promise?
Yes.
It's me! Get out!
Frank!
Shit!
The patient is not cooperating. Prep the vehicle.
Go! Come on! Hurry!
Don't worry, everything's gonna be ok.
Freeze! Drop your weapon. Get your ass down.
Si? They got away.
God's. Plan B?
Yes. Plan B.
You made it!
Oh, what's that? Jack's birthday present:
Baseball uniform. Cleats, gloves... and a bat.
It's his favourite sport. It was. Last year.
He's on a soccer team now, and he's actually really good.
You should see him sometime. Mr. and Mrs. Billings,
they're coming! Hide, everyone hide!
Yes. Good morning, Mr. Driver.
Who is this? Look in your rear view mirror,
and you'll see who it is. I know what you're thinking. Bullet-proof glass.
So now, you tell me, in your experience, which, judging from the little performance
you put on back at the office, goes way beyond just driving
children to school and back, does a bullet-proof glass
stop a 7.62 armour piercing round? Frank, why do you stop the car?
They're triangulated over a 300 feet away. C'mon, Frank, pick up!
None of this would have been necessary if you had not screwed up my plan, Frank.
So now, I'm going to tell you how to set things right. Someone is going to appear
in a few seconds.
Boy, are we in the wrong department. That's no cop. I know that.
Think, we ought to turn it in? Five minutes to quittin' time?
Let's let Pete and Jim do it. Pete, Jimmy, get over here. Here me?
Let her in.
Driver? Good boy, good boy.
Hi! Leave it on.
Personally, I hate kids. Now, I don't know what your feelings are on the subject,
but if you ever want to have any, make no moves but the moves...
I tell you to make. You're in her hands now, amigo mio.
They can be very gentle hands, or they can be the hands from hell.
Trust me on this one. Trust him on this one. Now, drive.
Take a left. I said left!
No matter how many rights and lefts we make. Let me do it my way,
so no one gets hurt. Where's the fun of that?
Save the fun for later.
Not bad! Did your mom teach you to say thank you?
Yeah! She tried and failed miserably. I think we lost them.
Think again.
Thought completed! Let's go.
413, come! 59, over? Lancer, come.
What do you mean, you can't find him? He's one man in one car.
He's a chauffeur, for Christ's sakes! Not exactly. He's possibly be in on it.
It's impossible. How would you know?
He could've been setting up the whole time and you wouldn't known any difference!
You're such an expert on knowing people! His background.
He's ex-Special Forces, headed an elite commando unit for 5 years.
Specialized in search and destroy. Been in and out of Lebanon, Syria, Sudan.
The man is a hunter. I don't care what his skills are.
I don't care where he's from. This is not a war zone, this is an American city!
Where is my son?
Last stop. All out.
You're quite a guy. Another time. Another place.
You and me. The pleasure we could have.
Beauty.
Frank!
Not what you expected when you reported for work this morning,
is it Frank, no? Is that what passes for wit
in this circle? In this circle, my friend,
wit is not a requirement of the job. Brutality, yes. An ability...
to inflict pain, absolutely. A certain psychotic moral ignorance.
Blind obedience. All required. But not wit. How was it?
Fun. Only the beginning, my love.
What's this all about? A timely question.
Max... Pardon me.
Put me on the speaker, so you don't have to repeat the instructions.
In the next 2 hours you get $ 5 million in non sequential 100 dollar bills.
You put them in a water proof suitcase. You go to the bay front park. Personally.
There will be a blue Chrysler parked. Place the suitcase in the trunk, and go.
I don't know if I can get $ 5 million. Mr. Billings, please.
I read the newspapers. The day you were appointed to your current position,
your net worth exceeded $ 100 million. So you won't even feel the bite.
What guarantee do I have that you won't harm my son?
Guarantee? I am not a car dealer. Don't let the charming accent
and my grammatically impeccable syntax mislead you. I live in the jungle.
And in the jungle you either eat or are eaten. But in the spirit...
of doing business, here is the guarantee. 10 minutes past the deadline,
if the money doesn't arrive, I send a finger, 20 minutes, a hand,
30 minutes, a foot... Sounds like we have a deal, don't we, Mr. Billings?
We have a deal.
Could we please speak to our son?
Mommy! Mommy! You have 2 hours, Mr. Billings.
Starting now.
Jeff, get my son. All right!
Frank, you promised you wouldn't let anybody hurt me. You promised!
Never make promises you can't keep, my friend.
I don't. it's one of my rules.
Oh, bravo! A man who lives his life by the rules? Well, in my world,
rules are meant to be broken. Not in mine.
This time, you're going to have to make an exception. Go.
Prego!
Go! Hey, driver!
No, no, wait. A little distance between us isn't a bad week.
Andiamo!
Now.
Ok. Moment. Wait on his sign.
Hello? It's me.
You son of a bitch! Look, I have nothing to do with this.
Let me speak to who's in charge. Hello, Frank. U. S. Marshal Stappleton.
You have to act fast. There are 3 boats. Crankies... Get a plane up
over the intercostal to head north. Just tell me where you are, Frank.
Just tell us where you are. Hello, Frank!
Got it!
Hello? Tarconi, it's me. Get out of the house.
I was just putting the madeleines in. Forget the madeleines. Just get out.
And go where? The beach.
Ah, the beach. The famous Miami beach. My dream.
I would love to go to the beach.
Oh, maybe not. Freeze! Who the fuck are you?
I'm the cook.
That's a mistake. That's a terrible mistake!
Why we can't all just get along. Why just...
We have'nt found the car, yet.
Hello? It's Frank. Don't hang up.
Pretend it's someone else. Hi, Susan.
No, I'm just here at home. I didn't do it, Audrey.
She had a gun on Jack, I had no choice. Yeah, I saw that. What do you know?
It's more than a kidnapping. They called and ask for a ransom!
Doctor there was fake. And they tried to get Jack a shot
when I interrupted them.
Audrey, I promised Jack I wouldn't let anyone hurt him.
I'm not gonna break that promise. I'll call you back.
Audrey? Is everything alright?
It's a pretty stupid question to ask right now, don't you think, Jeff?
All of this damn security and none of you can stop this from happening.
Get out of my house. Excuse me, lady.
I think you're busting the wrong balls here.
I don't care what you think. Let's pay the ransom and get my son back.
Get out of here!
We can't leave this.
How do you want to proceed with the ransom? - As planned.
Check out the doctor's office.
All right. So tell me again, inspector Tarconi.
Why didn't you immediately identify yourself...
as a police officer? I was overwhelmed...
by the effectiveness of your operation. The sophistication of your equipment.
I work in a small office in a small town.
We only have small crimes. I must admit, I was a little insecure.
And you are a friend of Frank Martin? A friend? I wouldn't say exactly...
a friend. I know him. We have a relationship.
A long relationship? Not so long.
But we found you cooking in his house. I'm French. We don't need to know
someone for a long time in order to cook for them. Our way of breaking the ice.
Take, for example, you. This sandwich and coffee you have
so graciously offered me. You will pardon me for saying so,
but it is not very good. But what has that got to do with all?
Do you have a kitchen?
Stay away! Stay away!
Which floor?
Are you up? No, one minute.
I know.
Don't move! Smith! Drop it!
Fuck!
What a chaos! Oh shit!
Call an emergency! His arm is broken!
How did that happen? A guy in a suite.
Are you sure this is safe? Look over your shoulder. You covered.
Open the trunk and put the bags in.
As my mother used to say, a meal is only...
limited by your imagination. That's... "crème brûlée", and "croque monsieur".
Crème brûlée? Crème brûlée. Croque monsieur.
Oui? Where are you?
Cooking. Cooking. Can you talk?
Speak of the devil. My mother. Heu, please! Do you mind?
Thank you. Oui, maman, oui, oui, j'suis très bien arrivé.
Oui, très, très bien, merci. Ah, oui, c'est une très jolie ville. Oui, oh là là!
May I ask who you are cooking for? For the U. S. Marshals.
They found my badge and identification, they were very polite. They gave me coffee
and sandwich. You wouldn't believe what passes for food in this place, Frank.
But I'm correcting the situation while they wait for my chief
to call back and confirm everything. Of course, that might take awhile.
He's never there. Anything about me?
Yes, they are very interested about you. They want to know where you are.
Where are you? Nowhere for very long. Listen, hold on.
Do you have access to a computer? Easier than having access
to something decent to eat.
Handsome fellow. Who is he? Find out. Do they have an iD program?
You'll forgive me, but I am not so used to this system. Back home,
there is one computer for ten of us. So, how is it with you, Frank?
It's a complicated story. You mean you are in the shit.
You might say that. In other words, your natural state.
Ah, voilà! A Russian virologist with advanced degrees
from the State laboratory for biological Warfare in Siberia.
We have an address? Miami, Park West, King Street, No. 11.
Go away!
Away, away, away!
Hey!
What are you doing? Trying to catch a bus.
Come on!
What are you doing, driver? Not so good on the water!
Away!
Why we stop? What he want? Did he get a ticket?
Tell me about the doctor's office. What doctor's office?
The one where you tried to stick the kids with this. You tell me?
Ah! Do you know what you have done? Do you know what you have done?
Obviously something not conducing to your good health. it's all I needed to know
in the first place. Have a good life. What's left of it.
What's going on here? That was a robbery! He has stolen his belt.
That way! Hey, hey!
Outpost to base. Ransom is still sitting. Thanks.
The ransom still hasn't been picked up. And what if it's not just a kidnapping?
I've worked on 15 kidnapping cases. And you think that if they don't take
the ransom, I'm gonna get my son back? Don't make this anymore complicated.
I'm not making this complicated, Jefferson. it's because of your job!
What does my job have to do with this? It has everything to do with it.
Don't you understand because you became famous, we became the targets?
No matter what you think, the only one who is out, trying to get Jack back, is Frank!
Frank? The chauffeur? You spoke to Frank Martin?
What are you doing talking to him? Because he's the last person
who saw Jack alive. We found the boy!
It's shut down. The hard drive blew. Get another one in here!
How long is it going to take? Ma'am, we're going as fast as we can!
He can suffocate in there! Audrey! Let them work!
Are you just going to do nothing? Audrey, they're experts!
Everyone's an expert! I've had it with all of you!
Audrey!
Mum?
Jack!
Are you ok? Hm.
Sweetheart.
Hey, come by.
Breath, c'mon, breath. You're the devil!
I wish.
Tipov. Shit! Shit! Dimitri!
You scared shittin' me! Where's Sonovitch?
He won't be long. I need to speak with him now.
Sit down! it's rock music, it's good.
What was it? I don't know. Shit!
What are you doing here? I need the antidote!
The driver! He injected me with the virus! Dimitri. Where would he get the virus?
The one we left in doctor's surgery! I need the antidote!
I'm sick! You're not sick. You have 4 hours...
before the virus is active. You know that. You worked on creating it.
Open the fridge. Open the fridge!
Please, Venisia, open the fridge. Open the fridge.
Yes, insurance policy. How many do you have?
2 doses. Enough for Tipov and myself.
Tipov's policy's been cancelled. There's one for me!
And I want it now! C'mon, come on!
Let's do it! Let's not.
There's enough for two of us. You don't need it.
You injected me! With water.
I'm not sick? Not sick.
Water? Water.
You son of a bitch!
Good. One dose for each of us. It's not for us.
Ah, one for you, one for the child. Your devotion is touching.
And my patience is about to run out. No!
Tell me about the virus. Ok. What would you want to know?
Everything. For starters, what is it? It's a recombinant retro immune
double polymorphing effluent. The child will die. Anyone he breathes on will die.
And then it's over. What do you mean?
The virus gets inert after 24 hours. Thanks for the lesson.
Now, give me the vial. You really want to play super hero?
Well, let's see if you can fly.
Ok? I'm ok.
He's got the antidote. - Calm down. Nothing can stop the plan now.
It does not matter what he's got.
He killed Max.
Well, that matters.
There is nothing to worry about. It's just a simple viral infection,
combined with stress. it should pass soon. I gave him something to help him sleep.
Call me if anything arises. Thank you, doctor.
You know, Audrey, all this is...
Well, it's made me realize what a fool I've been with Jack
and with you.
Are you ok? Mr. Billings. We're running later.
I'll be right out! I'd like to come by after the conference.
Check on Jack. Check on you.
Good. I'll see you soon. They're here if you need them.
You're alright, ma'am? I'm fine.
Hello? It's me.
Are you ok, Mrs. Billings? Hi, Susan. How are you?
I'm alone. Where are you, Frank?
Turn around.
Frank, you were wrong. It was a kidnapping. Jack is fine.
Jack's been infected with a deadly virus. Now, anyone who comes into contact
with him will die. What are you telling me? Are you...
telling me that my son's gonna die? No, he's not!
Once incubated the virus becomes airborne, so anyone he breathes on gets infected.
The son is the weapon. The target is his father.
Jefferson? But why? Because of the conference.
It's the only logical answer. The Drugs Eforcement Agency...
in the hemisphere in one room. Your husband breathes, the room dies.
Oh, please. You gotta trust me, Audrey.
Can you get to him? What are you gonna do?
Find the guy responsible. He has more of this.
For you and everybody else. For you, now.
We have a guest.
You're burning up. It's ok.
Look, you gotta go. Go!
Don't move!
Thank you.
Is the governor here? Everybody's gonna be here: the governor,
delegates from all over the world. Just one second. Hello?
Jefferson, you can't go to the conference. Is everything all right?
To give him a deadly virus. Now, I got it and so do you.
Their plan is to infect everyone at the conference.
I mean I have to call you back. Jeff!
Mr. Billings, you're all right? I'm all right, c'mon, let's go.
You're sure? Yeah, c'mon.
Âllo? Are you still a guest of the government?
They gave me the 5 star accommodation. Let me guess,
you need my help. Are you near the computer?
It's practically my pillow. So! Where do you want to start?
I don't know. I have practically nothing. Ah! My favourite type...
of investigation. Let's see. Alors...
I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to my delegate.
Breathe. That's right, breathe, my friend, breathe.
Tomorrow, once these bastards are out of the way...
and their cooperation agreements are dead and buried, you know...
what the biggest problem is going to be? Counting the money.
I can't wait for tomorrow.
Ah, it's easy with you.
Ah! Gianni Chellini. He hires himself out to anyone,
trying to make trouble: the Red Brigades, the Chaning Path...
Someone access the data base on the 15th floor.
That's Gonzalez! He's on vacation!
He was behind the hostage taking of the UPLiC minister in Geneva.
That was a nice piece of work!
Give me an address. Miami, Tiland, Pelican Drive, 26900.
We found the car! You're one great cop, Tarconi.
Thank you for the compliment. Now, I am going back to sleep.
Hm, maybe not.
Wow, my car, man! Move off the witch! Move over!
This is the second car of? And if anything armed it,
I'm gonna be out of a job, out of a house and out of a wife.
Mommy!
Honey, are you feeling better? A little bit.
Why don't you try to go back to sleep, ok?
Ma'am! Are you all right?
We did make it! Jefferson? Jefferson, you're ok?
Ok, do it.
What are you doing? You know, last night got me thinking.
How do we transport the antidote safely? We need something
that won't break, something that can't be stolen,
something totally secure. Me.
Impressive! Get dressed.
Stop him.
These your friends? Not yet.
Where'd they go? The garage.
I'm out of ammo. Where are the reloads?
The garage. Check out! Go, go, go!
Forget the ammo. Get him!
What do you want me to do? Keep the middle running.
Ah! Don't worry, baby, you're safe now, you're safe.
You're so beautiful. You remind me of my yellow pum pum rider.
Is the helicopter ready? Yes, Sir.
Where do we going? Ah, Professor.
We are going to Colombia. And you...
are not.
I'll get the bags. Bravo.
Don't move! Ah, Mr. Driver!
I'll blow you into tomorrow. Then, I'd bleed what you came for all
over the floor and you wouldn't want this, would you? Not after you worked so hard,
trying to get the antidote. Take a good look, Frank Martin.
I am a cure for what ails you. I'm the only cure for what ails you.
I am the antidote. But nice try. I'm impressed.
I didn't give you enough credit. Took more than a driver to figure this out.
I haven't figured it all out, yet. Perhaps I can help you. What part...
are you a little, what you say, thick on? You. Why?
Oh. That's the easy part. It's a business deal.
Pure and simple. I'm for hire to the highest speeder. And in this case,
the highest speeder was the Colombian Cocaïne Cartel that wanted this...
pesky low men off their backs! You think killing all these politicians
is going to make it easier for them? Now, it's not my problem.
I was hired to do a job. I did the job.
Like you. Just my pay is better.
My hair and my suite, too!
Oh, Lola. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a plane to catch.
Kill him. Ciao, ciao!
Don't even blink. What's in this for you?
Pleasure.
In killing you.
Hey!
We're coming from the Key Biscayne Causeway where at least 10 police cars
are in hot pursuit of a stolen red pick up truck.
Oh, my! This is just nuts! Jim, are you getting that?
There is another car that is swing pass the police...
That son of a bitch can drive. Yes, he can.
We're clearance to take off, Mr. Chalinni. Sit back, enjoy your flight,
and you'll be in Colombia before you know it. We have a problem with the...
landing gear. I'm turning back to land. Can we fly with the problem?
Yeah. Theoretically. You'll land when we get to Colombia.
Go see if you can lift it manually. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Nothing to worry about.
Sorry. This flight's been cancelled. Ah. I'm sorry to inform you
that you have been cancelled. Have a seat!
Relax! Drink something.
And let's get to know each other. I know everything I need to know.
Shit.
For 5 points. What has eyes but no ears? Skin, but no hair?
It's white inside and brown outside. Mom? A worm?
Wrong. Dad? A caterpillar?
Wrong. A potato.
May I help you? I was just leaving.
A coconut? Wrong.
A snake? Wrong.
A peanut? Yuck!
A hot dog? Wrong.
That was fast. Yep.
Didn't want you to miss your plane. That's very thoughtful of you.
You won't believe what happened to me last night. Crazy!
I have something for you. I figure since you never got to the beach.
I know, water is water. Sand is sand. Here, there. it's all the same.
Air France flight 0069 for Paris now in final boarding.
Thank you. it was an interesting vacation. What more could one ask for.
Au revoir, Frank. Au revoir, my friend. A good flight.
I doubt it. They said it is all headwinds. I guess we can't have everything
we wish for, can we? No, we can't.
Yeah? I'm looking for a transporter.
I'm listening.